What's Brian Boitano going to do on the Food Network? I bet he'll kick an ass or two.
Actually, no. He won't do that.
"What Would Brian Boitano Make?" - a not-so-subtle take on the South park parody song - debuted on the Food Network recently. At first I thought this could not possibly be real. I was mistaken.
I think Slashfood.com had the most dead-on description:
No, this is one of those "lifestyle" shows the Food Network is so adept at churning out -- more tailored to the host's persona and his or her niche than anything else. And to judge by the first episode, Brian's self-professed niche would be San Franciscan guys who like to entertain their single girlfriends, prepare fussy little crudités and "ride bikes on rainbows!"The show airs Sundays at 1pm/12c.
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